Holland Roden and Max Carver sitting at the VMA.
When freshmen show up to my party


They’re like: image

I’m like:



What was our favorite moment of the VMA’s? We thought you’d never ask.


CN on H I P S T I R.
  • Man: *Rapes women*
  • Men:
  • Man: *Beats women*
  • Men:
  • Man: *Kills women*
  • Men:
  • Man: "Women are just slut hole bitches who only exist to take dick and pop out kids, and also they're fucking stupid, below personhood and should be raped and murdered."
  • Men:
  • Woman: "I don't trust men and I want to keep them out of my life."
  • Men: "Hey now wait just a minute-"